Flabmobjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful faun.

Flabmobjad created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabmobjad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabmobjad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flabmobjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flabmobjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to doves while wearing dresses.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing brown scarves.