Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic bird.

Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut, she will turn you into a duck.

Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stipkikteenyarlstragbemfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing black dresses and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Do not kill squirrels.