Targ is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating bird.

Targ created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Targ's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear mauve tights.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Targ on top of important buildings.

5. Do not name children after mice.