Lipmilxinman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic crow.

Lipmilxinman created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipmilxinman, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipmilxinman, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipmilxinman's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lipmilxinman's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six gulls near doors.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.