Gemsaflid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome salamander.

Gemsaflid created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemsaflid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gemsaflid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gemsaflid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gemsaflid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Do not listen to music.