Vidfarnparkzak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome fly.

Vidfarnparkzak created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfarnparkzak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidfarnparkzak, she will manifest in front of you.

Vidfarnparkzak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vidfarnparkzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vidfarnparkzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Retreat if nine rats approach from the west.