Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating dingo.

Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sterflamlegbundot Godhamdog Homkenlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never remain standing at midday.

3. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Always act with humility.