Fadwabtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest rat.

Fadwabtarp created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwabtarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadwabtarp, he will not care.

Fadwabtarp's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fadwabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Run away from orange mice, for they are unholy.

4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with mites.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.