Zakbuswap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil dragon.

Zakbuswap created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbuswap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zakbuswap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zakbuswap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zakbuswap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Never write about galaxies.