Bomflig Kabfunart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong jaguar.

Bomflig Kabfunart created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomflig Kabfunart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomflig Kabfunart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomflig Kabfunart's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bomflig Kabfunart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bomflig Kabfunart.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.