Botfobxemcam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm dryad.

Botfobxemcam created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Botfobxemcam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botfobxemcam, it will not care at all.

Botfobxemcam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Botfobxemcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four great tits in one place.

2. Worship no other gods but Botfobxemcam.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.