Tamhubvol is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unjust finch.

Tamhubvol created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhubvol, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tamhubvol, he will turn you into a frog.

Tamhubvol's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tamhubvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near turtles.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never wear jumpers.