Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing dragonfly.

Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis, he will curse you with boils.

Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with purple markings.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Never gather three snakes near walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gadgunlen Fotbogcarripflismis.