Bitbellik Cumnulved is a god.

He takes the form of a small, generous fox.

Bitbellik Cumnulved created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbellik Cumnulved, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitbellik Cumnulved, he will turn you into a worm.

Bitbellik Cumnulved's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bitbellik Cumnulved's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.