Wigtitcid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional shark.

Wigtitcid created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigtitcid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigtitcid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wigtitcid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wigtitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at midday.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Wigtitcid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.