Taggilbam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic meerkat.

Taggilbam created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Taggilbam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Taggilbam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Taggilbam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Taggilbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.