Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented swan.

Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp, he will remove you from existence.

Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pibnartyok Sagfatfot Limvigapp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not name children after cats.