Lannutarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented hydra.

Lannutarp created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannutarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lannutarp, she will remove you from existence.

Lannutarp's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lannutarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Lannutarp loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never run near nematodes.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.