Sadzeningdab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive lizard.

Sadzeningdab created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadzeningdab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadzeningdab, it will turn you into a rock.

Sadzeningdab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sadzeningdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store wheat above ground.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sadzeningdab on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadzeningdab.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.