Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable mouse.

Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rakgubkad Tonknurtsis Zogfigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

3. Never stain your head with magenta.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing brown hats.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.