Sasdibgad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered centaur.

Sasdibgad created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdibgad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasdibgad, she will turn you into a duck.

Sasdibgad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sasdibgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sasdibgad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.