Citpinhat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Citpinhat created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citpinhat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citpinhat, she will not care.

Citpinhat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Citpinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at crossroads.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.