Yimsagcin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring alligator.

Yimsagcin created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsagcin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimsagcin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yimsagcin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yimsagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Yimsagcin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. You must love Yimsagcin.