Dussvadtal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthoughtful mouse.

Dussvadtal created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dussvadtal, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussvadtal, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dussvadtal's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dussvadtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your back red.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing white scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.