Nartarpboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Nartarpboss created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nartarpboss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartarpboss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nartarpboss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nartarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must never eat peas.