Jingedkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish dugong.

Jingedkon created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingedkon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jingedkon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jingedkon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Jingedkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.