Cidmottipfomkinwipbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating crane.

Cidmottipfomkinwipbig created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidmottipfomkinwipbig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidmottipfomkinwipbig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cidmottipfomkinwipbig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cidmottipfomkinwipbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never prepare corn during spring.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.