Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy bee.

Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nibfonsaw Dotspagnarllan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.