Gebtanbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered hamster.

Gebtanbog created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtanbog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebtanbog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gebtanbog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gebtanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not chop down trees.