Hughudfit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty tortoise.

Hughudfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hughudfit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hughudfit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hughudfit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hughudfit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.