Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful lion.

Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing indigo skirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Quatbenyarp Tofdaglan in the centre of the settlement.