Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful squid.

Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigsuggumfig Riprenquaf.