Fossfudbif is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering goblin.

Fossfudbif created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfudbif, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fossfudbif, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fossfudbif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fossfudbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.