Fodligtit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tiresome raccoon.

Fodligtit created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodligtit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodligtit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fodligtit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fodligtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cherries while wearing shoes.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.