Milfodran Parkhivpom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental fly.

Milfodran Parkhivpom created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milfodran Parkhivpom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Milfodran Parkhivpom, it will manifest in front of you.

Milfodran Parkhivpom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Milfodran Parkhivpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.