Manyampod Targbess is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured wombat.

Manyampod Targbess created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyampod Targbess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Manyampod Targbess, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Manyampod Targbess' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Manyampod Targbess' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Manyampod Targbess three times a day.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Put Manyampod Targbess first in all things.

5. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.