Yikdibbad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever slug.

Yikdibbad created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikdibbad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yikdibbad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yikdibbad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yikdibbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.