Vilraklam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind cat.

Vilraklam created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilraklam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilraklam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vilraklam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilraklam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

3. Never prepare grapes during summer.

4. You must pray to Vilraklam three times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.