Flowtiglik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty rat.

Flowtiglik created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowtiglik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flowtiglik, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flowtiglik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flowtiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.

4. Flowtiglik loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowtiglik.