Looppasster is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented hare.

Looppasster created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looppasster, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Looppasster, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Looppasster's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Looppasster's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Looppasster.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Run away from black hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not record names concerning comets.