Narlomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, clever finch.

Narlomt created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlomt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narlomt, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narlomt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Narlomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of doves.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the west.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.