Capyarlbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Capyarlbarn created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capyarlbarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Capyarlbarn, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Capyarlbarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Capyarlbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capyarlbarn.