Talfligcap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless horse.

Talfligcap created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Talfligcap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Talfligcap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Talfligcap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Talfligcap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Talfligcap.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.