Higvegrak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, temperamental parrot.

Higvegrak created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higvegrak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higvegrak, it will turn you into a tree.

Higvegrak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Higvegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to squirrels while wearing magenta tights.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.