Yikquatlag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable meerkat.

Yikquatlag created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikquatlag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikquatlag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yikquatlag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yikquatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven swans in one place.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never record names.

5. Do not take Yikquatlag's name in vain.