Febsterdissfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate monkey.

Febsterdissfom created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febsterdissfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Febsterdissfom, it will turn you into a tree.

Febsterdissfom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Febsterdissfom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never prepare bread during spring.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.