Hanbonkaryarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless squirrel.

Hanbonkaryarl created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbonkaryarl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hanbonkaryarl, he will turn you into a plant.

Hanbonkaryarl's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hanbonkaryarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never sing in winter.