Mumxuckrut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud hare.

Mumxuckrut created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Mumxuckrut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumxuckrut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumxuckrut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mumxuckrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.