Yaknarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, proud bird.

Yaknarl created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknarl, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yaknarl, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yaknarl's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yaknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not laugh at forests.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Run away if four otters approach from the east.