Dabnurlsigditnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful turtle.

Dabnurlsigditnil created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabnurlsigditnil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabnurlsigditnil, it will not care at all.

Dabnurlsigditnil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dabnurlsigditnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always share melons with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never jump in summer.