Boncetrot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable lizard.

Boncetrot created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boncetrot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Boncetrot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Boncetrot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Boncetrot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Run away from fawn capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt birds.