Benbagfub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic gerbil.

Benbagfub created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Benbagfub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benbagfub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Benbagfub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Benbagfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not resist chaos.