Buncedvabwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced wombat.

Buncedvabwon created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buncedvabwon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Buncedvabwon, she will remove you from existence.

Buncedvabwon's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Buncedvabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Buncedvabwon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.