Mumlignul is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Mumlignul created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumlignul, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumlignul, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mumlignul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mumlignul's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.